I'd submit this for the Oppo Hunt British Car checkpoint but...

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/12/2020 at 07:36 • Filed to: Oppo Hunt

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I see five or six of these a day. They’re almost as common as Wranglers here. It feels like cheating.

See? Here’s another one I saw barely twelve hours before while scoring so me other checkpoints. And I passed two others on the way home from that one.

As far as the British-branded car, I have one in mind that might score me bonus points for rarity, but I keep walk ing by the house and they haven’t taken it out of the garage yet.

functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/12/2020 at 07:43

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Doesn’t make me want one any less.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > functionoverfashion 08/12/2020 at 07:49

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Ever driven a tractor? Imagine that, except the steering wheel is literally embedded in your  chest.

functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/12/2020 at 07:51

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Yes but the tractors I’ve driven were mostly incapable of speeds over 13mph. So basically the same I guess, just with a back seat.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/12/2020 at 08:06

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the thought of maggie naked makes me want to vomit!

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/12/2020 at 10:04

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It could be worse, I think there’s about a 90% I end up with a picture of someone’s Range Rover for that item. At least the Defender is a bit older, and probably has even more of that c harming British build quality.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/12/2020 at 10:45

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They are pretty uncommon here. And almost all of them I’ve seen are LHD . For some reason, everyone else always seems to post pictures of RH D examples. 

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > functionoverfashion 08/12/2020 at 10:55

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You also have to tuck your arms, as in your elbows tucked onto your ribcage and your knees are either level or behind where your hands are positioned. These trucks were designed for 5ft Englishmen, I’m 5'9" and after an hour of driving I have to get out to stretch my legs as my knees are killing me. 

functionoverfashion > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/12/2020 at 11:09

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Oh joy! 

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > functionoverfashion 08/12/2020 at 11:13

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Couple of times I’ve had the unfortunate occasion to smash my elbow on the door as I’m cranking the wheel. Always hit my funny bone... Still fun to drive though lol